suddamhusswaggin asked: Out of the following; Susan Boyle, Steve Buscemi, mike Myers. You must kill one, marry one and fuck one.
I really hate people being mean to Susan Boyle. She is super harmless. She just decided to give something a go, nailed it and BOOM was super famous. It was such a nice moment and the backlash has been brutal, ugly.
So I would fuck Susan Boyle, as good as I know how. And then I would marry her. Even though it means I’d have to kill the other 2 and I don’t have a problem with either of them- I’d just like to have the opportunity to make Susan feel nice. With my dick.